Devaluation of Technical Certifications In Progress

I received this email as a member of a Juniper group within Google, and I was a bit blown away by the fact that someone, first of all, would be willing to pay someone else to get them certified. But then I realized after some thought, while consulting with some of the knuckleheads that I have had to work with that have > 5 certifications all from different vendors, and couldn't possibly due the work they were hired for. Honestly. I've seen it and been dumbfounded by the amount of coin they were pulling in and then they would have me do the work. Awesome.

Is this the end of how certifications are valued? I of course have NEVER thought highly of certifications. My biggest reason is because so many test questions are so loaded and NEVER straight forward and are so subjective that you have to guess what {Enter Vendor Name Here} wants instead of interesting factual information. Fuck I hate tests but not enough to be a jackoff loser to pay someone to take a test for me.

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Comments

Anonymous said…
A good place to go for certifications is Cisco, they have lots of seminars and online tutorials. Great place to get information about anything IT. Link:

http://www.cisco.com/go/learnnetspace?utm_source=blog+commenting&utm_medium=media&utm_content=Google&utm_campaign=Domestic
Giggly Bits said…
Well that is if you want to drink the Cisco Kool-Aid. I won't [publicly] make fun of people wanting to eat the Crisco dog food. If you want to go with Crisco, make sure it's not just because everyone else does. There are better vendor's and solutions other than Crisco's. Juniper has made an agressive move to get into Enterprise space. I wish I could quote this guy, but I actually heard a Crisco employee say that if it weren't for name recognition and acqusition's, Crisco would not hold the #1 spot based on innovation. Juniper is handing Crisco's preoverbial arse to them on innovation. I also heard from a Juniper SE say that it comes down to who sucks less, and Juniper [I agree] sucks less.

I'm bias -against- Cisco personally, I think they are overrated and overvalued.

But neither of our argument's on this comment are not so much regarding training as it is the fact that there -are- people who will pay fekker's on the Internet to get their cert's. Based on what I've seen in the field, these people are either good test takers or they paid someone else to do it!

Thanks for the comment Erin.

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